I am so sorry that this has happened to you, hair in a four-wheeler tire leaves a girl quite a mess. I guess you should be warned. I am tough. And my toys are tough too. They are not for little sissy kids, they are for BIG boys like me. Real men. So be careful. You should always use with extreme care and caution when using my very manly toys. In fact, you will probably always need my help if you use them. So please, feel free to ask for my assistance at any time. And send out this warning to all your little girl friends too.
With much love,
Your Biggest Bro'